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My Little Monster
Fur of grey
Eyes of green
Fiercest monster ever seen
Stalks at night
Sleeps all day
I am his most favourite prey
Sharpest fangs and longest claws
He hides behind the bedroom doors
And even though his teeth do hurt
And he sleeps on my best shirt
I love my cat, and that is that!!!
By Elaine Morandini
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My Puppy
It’s funny
my puppy
knows just how I feel.
When I’m happy
he’s yappy
and squirms like an eel.
When I’m grumpy
he’s slumpy
and stays at my heel.
It’s funny
my puppy
knows such a great deal.
By Aileen Fisher
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My Hippo My hippo has the hiccups
and his hiccups shake the ground.
The floor is always rumbling
when my hippo is around.
I bought him at the pet store
But I missed a small detail.
I didn't see the sign said:
"Hiccupotamus for sale."
By Kenn Nesbitt
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!
Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken !!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done !! |
(Q) Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
(A) Because they have big fingers
How do you know if there's an elephant under
your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling !!
How do you know if there's an elephant under
your bed?
Because you need a ladder to get in !!
Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.
Q: What is a little dog's favourite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola. |
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have
with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies.
What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!!!
What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel !! |
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